looking for lightness

Hi. I’ve had a loooonnngggg week, and I could use some levity. Some Friday evening silliness that will hopefully open the door to more.

I’m married and parenting and educated and getting into my late middle age. I’m also attractive and active and interesting. I’d love if you were all of these things, too.

What I am not going to do is whine about work or my spouse or my kids or that pain in my right heel that should fuck off already. And if you have a copy pasta ready to go in which you introduce yourself through your problems, could you kindly not send it?

Instead, send me something delightful and lighthearted. Let’s meet with a smile and an open heart. It’s Friday after all.