Looking for "locals" with an eye on LTR xpost from

Hey there,
I'm a people person who is not generally a WYSIWYG kind of guy. Despite looking like a 6' foot, 180cm, short haired caucasian bear (sorry boys) I'm arts & tech savvy plus I know my dessert fork from a serving fork. I'm looking for tech savvy women types that are interested in dating with a LTR in mind.

This is a limited time offer and expires when I meet someone whose baggage complements mine and we go exclusive. That being said I am Pan/poly/bi friendly and experienced. While I have dated women in the past that were/are, I am not Pan/Poly/Bi, I am looking for a monogamous relationship.

I like and am good with kids (generally) despite never having had any of my own. Quelle dommage! I have had dogs and a cat but currently am not indentured to one.

Please note that I suffer from fits of paronomasia regardless of the fitness of the suffers. I appreciate origami but much prefer my own washer and dryer.

I am house trained and well versed in the daily use of common household appliances and applications. Such as sinks, hampers, afore mentioned laundry devices, vacuum cleaners, brooms and dust pans, dishwashers, dishes by hand, I do windows. Ask purty and I may even iron something for you. Actually, just ask.

Travel - when do we leave and by what method? I can be an entertaining travel companion by regaling you with stories made up as necessary or merely sleeping in transit allowing you to play any number of games upon me while maintaining a corpse like repose. I have no aversion to travel via any modern method and some not so modern. I can camp and have been known to sleep in the dirt for days. These days I consider Holiday Inn Express roughing it.

If you are looking for someone that demands traditional gender roles of the Ozzy and Harriet type you shall be grievously disappointed. I bring a variety of talents and predilections and expect you to also. I don't care if you wear pants and a stetson while on a riding mower. Personally I think the less time we spend wearing pants together the better. ;-)

I do suffer fools and drunks but do not prefer the company of those desiring to wallow. I have seen the elephant on several occasions and work hard at keeping the black dog at bay. I do like to look for rainbows and unicorns but know full well it's often unibrows and red tape.