Nerdy English loner seeking someone to un-alone him at last

Hi! I hope you are having an OK day so far. I'm **Marc**. I'm **29** and I live near **Manchester, England**. I'm on my eternal quest for my forever girl. I'm going to try and give you a fairly detailed idea of me so you can make an informed decision on whether to reach out to me. I'm 6'2, pale, and happily underweight. Photos are on me profile! Some quick dealbreakers out of the way... I'm child-free and I intend to get a vasectomy. I can't live with pets. I can be your pet xD Or you mine, I'm easy. I'm more of a wild animals person. And I'm not one for long-distance tavel because I'm not sure I could sit on a plane for 3+ hours. I'm open to long-distance dating provided you have a reasonable way of getting to me because if I'm honest, I probably won't be able to get to you, unless you're in Yorkshire ha 😄 If you're in Britain, we could meet half-way on the train or something. If you're not, I guess I just have to be an excellent landing party.

I'm looking for somebody who won't just bail on me over the tiniest of thing, and I am attracted to women of a similar physical type to myself. I'm not bothered about height. I hope you'll agree that availability, clear communication, and effort are key to making this work!

For anybody still here, hi. I'm a very open person. I value honesty, but, of course, I try and be polite. I'm a bit socially awkward sometimes, but I try and not make a complete fool of myself. I generally mean no harm. I care a lot about the people I let into my life. Even though I'm 29, I still love a bit of silly fun. My sense of humour is a mix of dry, absurd, abstraOntario, dark, and a bit dirty lol. But I think I know when to be serious. I can be a bit sensitive, but I'm good at gritting my teeth and not causing drama. I probably get attached too easily, so please don't abuse that lol. I mostly keep to myself. I don't do night clubs, big parties, loud concerts, that sort of thing. I prefer 1-1 interactions or small groups. However, if for some reason I find myself with an audience, I will perform xD I do like a bit of a sing and dance. I have limbs which are rather flexible. I like to spend time in my cave, but I also love going for walks around the woods and fields or around town, or even sometimes up a hill, and I love the occasional bus-trip. So watching films together, TV series, or perhaps playing a game, or whatever takes your fancy, are on the cards. Or we could just be old school, and, y'know, snuggle. I also am