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Online affairs

2026

These are the voyages of one woman's ongoing mission to find her nerdy pocket person.

To seek out new men who can hold a conversation... can go three minutes without asking me what I'm wearing or if I quote ' Are you a kinky bitch?' To seek out new conversations and finally get the right connection and boldy go where let's face it most of us HAVE gone before!

Ok I jest but I'm not going to lie to you, I am tireddd! I just want to find you already! Also if you get the reference I've made above I probably love you already!

I don't want to go over the same tired cliches you've all seen here. I just want to start with a simple conversation and hope it sparks something for us really special!

Lil about me

Early 40's curvy brunette, attraction is subjective so you tell me! Although I don't believe I belong under a bridge, I can talk for England! Happy to swap a picture early because attraction is important. Typically I am very attracted to passionate nerdy types. I love a guy that doesn't take themselves too seriously, who can be silly and goofy with me. I love silly selfies, in-jokes, meme spam. I just want to talk to someone on the daily who can match my energy and make time just evaporate. I am looking for an online AP and emotional connection. I'm in GMT so ideally someone close to my timezone, 5 hours is usually the biggest time gap I can deal with.

I have so much to give the right person. I don't want to make this too long but I do want to be upfront, if you are under 30 I'm sorry but I won't respond. If you ask me 'What I'm looking for' I won't respond because if you have read my post you will know what I'm looking for. If you want someone who wants to go straight to something sexual then I'm not for you, if I feel the conversation is going that way quickly I will end the conversation. I'm not a prude, I just need an established emotional connection.

So if you got this far, thank YOU! If you're at alll interested then drop me a message about anything you like! Let's get this party started!