Online/EST - Looking for the time and effort

I want an online girlfriend. A mistress. A partner in crime. Whatever you want to call it.

What I don’t want is something cheap, shallow, and purely sexual. (But let’s be honest. Mostly sexual.) Also not looking for short term. Hopefully build something we enjoy in the long term.

Since my bedroom died what I miss more than anything else is making a woman feel good. Making you feel great. Maybe it’s weird but I seem to put a lot of my sense of masculinity in pleasing you. I’ve never understood men who think the height of sex is just pleasing themselves. That’s boyish and unfathomable to me. I prefer to run up the score as much as possible.

What I’m looking for: A woman who is also married, or at least firmly attached. I’ve come to realize that I need more but I also need someone with the same situation as me.

I am an incorrigible sarcastic ass so if you don’t have a healthy sense of humor we might not jibe well. Other than that, this is likely to be mostly a textual relationship so knowledge of basic grammar is a must. And if you can only spit out a few sentences an hour (except for the obvious times when life gets in the way. We have lives that precedence, of course) it’s going to be hard to build a satisfying rapport.

Let’s be honest about physical attraction. It matters. We don’t need to exchange pictures immediately but it should happen early on if we seem to click otherwise so we don’t waste each others time. I don’t expect you to be a 2% body fat IG model (I’m certainly not) but I’ve been told I’m decently attractive and hopefully you are too. I don’t have a “type” at all so HWP is really my only physical must have.

Other than that I’m just hoping we can bring some fun and excitement into each others lives. I’m not looking to change either of our situations. We’re here to fill the gaps, not remodel the whole house.

I want to be the reason you smile discreetly. The reason you blush, cross your legs tight unconsciously, and almost get called out for biting your lip.