please rescue me from death by boredom!

Giving it another try. I’ve had limited success on here - but success nonetheless. So here I go again. Full disclosure, I’m working late at the office and everyone is gone. So I dug the bottle of bourbon out from my bottom drawer and decided to have a sip while I write this. It’s been there for over a year and it’s only about 1/3 gone so it’s not like this is a regular occurrence.

I’m a guy who loves adventure stuck in a 34 year rut of less and less excitement every year. I love chatting with people. I love sneaking around doing things I hope I never get caught doing (like drinking in my office). I have a horribly repressed naughty side that’s screaming to be let out. I mean I’m 59, so I realize most people my age have settled into routines. I’m just not ready for that.

I feel I still have a ton of energy and spunk. I’m outdoorsy, active, and I think kinda sexy yet. I would rather be in blue jeans and a t-shirt, but I can rock a tux when I need to. My interests are varied, my imagination is active, and my sarcasm is alive and well. I really think you’ll like me if you give me a chance.

Well, my whiskey glass is empty. Time to go home. I am managing my expectations, but my hopes for an overflowing chat box are still alive. Hope to talk soon!