the male archetypes of this site chat subs

In a LTR and looking to connect online with another attached male whose catchphrase isn’t: “not looking to change my situation…” blah blah (don’t flatter yourself).

As i’ve navigated this place i’ve found a few common archetypes:

1. medium ugly guy who after a pic exchange gets very paranoid because he’s been catfished so many times. this man wants you to verify (isn’t it funny you only get asked to verify if you’re good looking). so much for PRETTY PRIVILEGE

2. attractive guy with a mid personality. he’s here for nudes mostly and to try to make you obsessed with him. he thinks his rizz is off the charts. attention span of a squirrel. consistency is his kryptonite.

3. basic bob is here for the small talk, after a very lackluster introduction. but this guy has AVAILABILITY. he asks you all the same questions you’ve answered 35,000 times. wants to play truth or dare and uses all the cliches in his ads.

4. dominate daddy - oh god this tool can talk a big game but is really masking his own sense of inferiority. thinks bdsm is his scapegoat to cover up the fact he maybe doesn’t like women but he represses it and tries to recreate hardcore porn scenes instead.

if you don’t fall into one of these categories then I’d love to chat with you here and then see if we can make the eventual move to discord (no telegram). please tell me about yourself if you choose to reach out.