Top 10 Tips for Effective Posts

1. **Have a vagina.** (An authentic, XX vagina; Fleshlights and Pocket Pussies don’t count, guys.) This will automatically get you 10,000 views and 200 messages. Lacking this, you’ll need to …
2. **Come up with a good title.** Dozens of men post every day, so you need to stand out if you want to catch women’s attention.

Look at what the other guys are saying in their titles and say something different.
3. **Keep it short.** Aim for about 175 to 400 words.
4. **Avoid cliches and extraneous information.** Don’t say that you’re looking for a connection or that you want to get “good morning” texts or that you eventually want to get sexual.

Assume that the women of OA understand what an online affair is.
5. **Don’t talk about sex at all.** Don’t mention the size of your dick or your high libido or how kinky you are. Women’s default assumption is that you’re a hyper-sexual pervert with at least seven weird fetishes.

It’s your job to dispel this assumption.
6. **Don’t say anything negative at all.** Don’t complain about your marriage or how lonely you are or how few responses your last post got. Don’t list all the negative things you *won’t* do. Don’t say what you’re *not* looking for.

(Frame negative preferences in a positive way. For example, if you don’t like blondes, say that you prefer brunettes.)
7. **Show; don’t tell.** Anyone can say they’re smart and funOntario. You need to demonstrate that you’re smart and funny with an intelligent, humorous post.

Do you have a sarcastic sense of humor? Prove it with a sarcastic joke. Are you an excellent communicator? Prove it by communicating all the relevant details in your post.
8. **Proof read your post.** if ur post has spelling and and grammatical missteaks it will looked like your st00pid or lazy
9. **Format your post so that it’s easy to read.** Break up the text into easily-digestible paragraphs or bullet points.

Use bold for key points. No one wants to read a 400-word block of text.
10. **If you have a list with nine items, add one more to make it an even 10.** Everyone loves a Top 10 list.