Toronto/Anywhere - If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN you get them VERY ANGRY.

I must have been a dad in a past life, or maybe I’m a dad now? I mean, people can identify as non-gender specific unicorn wolves, why can’t I be a dad?

I digress.

Hello. I’m littlepandaprincess2. I’m very lonely. I have lots of positive qualities and lots of negative qualities. I’ll list them and you can decide if you want to be my friend.

Good:

- Extremely good at handling the large responsibility of picking soundtracks for road trips.

- I make unreal pumpkin pie.

- Full of random, semi-useful trivia facts.

- I don’t make cringey tiktoks.

- I can finish Pokémon Snap in a few hours.

Bad:

- Terrible at doing the adult kiss-on-the cheek greeting. Do I kiss their cheek? Do I just make the kissy noise? Should I eat their ass?

- I cave to societal standards. Let’s just say I’m not biodegradable.

- If I get drunk I can tend to be a preachy vegan. I apologise in advance.

- Very terrible at asking for help. Total control freak.

- If your pet has a shit name, I’ll re-name it. That’ll be it’s name from hence forth. Your dog is no longer Bingo, it is Barktimus Prime.

Be my friend pls.