Well ... Here we go again!

Please give me something to get excited about!

I'm a married, female from Toronto (burbs), Ontario. I thought I had this thing all figured out - then my AP of 1.5 years found someone new. Happy New Year! So here I am again ... ready to sift through hundreds of PAPs to find that one.

If you're a married, male and from the "Twin Cities" area ... drop me a line. The more creative the better - need to get out of this funk. Bonus points if you can make me smile! No out of towers .. sorry guys.

Please tell me your age, general location, how long you've been married/cheating, your height, weight and hair color. Listing of other physical attributes wouldn't hurt .. like a tongue that can go for days or long, thick fingers that can find heaven, etc.