You probably don’t exist, but just in case you’re lurking on this site…

Marked NSFW because of mentions, not looking for anything casual or flingy at all.

Be a dork, be a tomboy, have a sense of humor. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anything under 40 is fine as long as you can be a mature adult, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. I don't mind outcasts, NEETs, "femcels," or weebs. I almost prefer them sometimes when they're not too shy or delusional or terrified of other people. Basically, just be a sweet and dorky tiny woman and sit on me a lot. I'd like to find a best friend to game with and call a lot, and then hopefully it can turn into more than that in the future.

So, about me. I’m 5’11,” normal sized, and my hair is super long. I look real mean, but I promise I'm not. I'd call myself abrasively zen. I'm a bit of a nerd. I'm kind of a cinephile. I love music; I love composition and like to learn all the trivia. I have kind of an absurdist sense of humor and like to say creatively stupid garbage. I am extremely passionate about writing and my other hobbies, and I'd prefer if you're the same way about yours. I have about 8 million random recorded story ideas because I want to be a writer. Ask me about writing, movies, or music and I’ll talk forever. I'm a gamer as well (elden ring or destiny or anything else with vast lore because I love lore), whether I'm playing with my partner, or just watching her play animal crossing or something. I'm very much a homebody but I like to get out; I want to try that hole in the wall restaurant, I wanna walk around the historic downtown, I wanna check out the museum, I wanna teach you to shoot, I wanna go to the zoo lol. I also love to cook. I will make you fat. I hope you like Italian.

I grew up poor, so I don't really go for vanity or materialism. I'm a minimalist, and I appreciate practicality and simplicity. I also appreciate individual thinking, so I'm not really into the political fanaticism. I believe in responsibility at the individual level, so things like being honest, thoughtful, and having integrity are paramount. You won't find me having any part-time principles. I'm very patient, and I'm an extremely attentive listener. I've handled a great deal of stress without breaking, and I'm a good reliable rock to lean on when I'm needed.