007 Licence to DILF

See what I did there? Caught your eye didn’t it?

I knew I would as you are smart and appreciate wit. And that’s what I am looking for, maybe you are too?

What else am I looking for? Someone who is up for a super fun chat, I love being amusing (or attempting it anyway). Someone who needs a little bit of a sparkle I their day (that would be me btw) someone who isn’t totally content with their relationship but doesn’t want to throw it away either.

Ideally I am looking for someone not to far from me - Essex, Suffolk, Cambridgeshire sort of direction (I’ll allow people from Norfolk maybe but not webbed toes!)

But what are you like I hear you cry - well I am 45 married and planning on keeping it that way. But like the plot of Dune, I need a little spice.

Online to start and then see where we get to.

I am keen to keep chat to normal hours so ideally you will be in my time zone and then work your way into my heart. Lol.