24 or , sadistic cruel cheating?

We are both sick of being stuck with SO's who won't please us, who turn us down at every opportunity. How about we get some sick revenge? Have me come over while she is gone and I'll wear her panties or wedding dress while you fuck me. Cum in me and I'll clean it out with her toothbrush, let me suck your dick while you are on the phone with her, eat me out then give her a kiss.

Come over to my place while my SO is out, fuck me in his bed, let me tell you how much bigger and better you are. Have me order "uber eats" while he is with me and bring us our food with your own special sauce secretly added.

PM me if this sounds interesting to you. I'm also down to hear about it if you've ever done similar whether you are a girl or guy.