32 slightly unhinged lady seeking engaging conversations

My red flags are as follows: Sporadic in texting (this means sometimes I can text a lot and other times little to none. Sorry. You're reading the fine print.) Fluctuating moods that vary drastically. Incredibly mentally ill. I'm a firecracker with a temper. Loud.

Seriously, if you don't like weirdos with actually big and scary/confusing mental issues, you need not apply. I don't mind answering questions about my personal experiences though so general curiousity for educational purposes is always encouraged 🫶🏽🖤

Green flags: will call you pet names. Playful and funny (I will throw idk... a noodle... YES! A PASTA NOODLE at your head if you're not giving me enough attention. Why pasta? Well I'm eating spaghetti rn. That's why.). A really good listener. I'd love to hear about your life!

Hobbies: cooking and reading (I read read all sorts of fiction but I've been on a psychological dark romance kick lately). I'm a homebody usually which is why I've taken to the Internet for my socializing. But really... We don't even have to talk about my hobbies. Just know how to throw a conversation "ball" back and forth.

What I'm looking for in particular: I like friends with regular easy banter, occasional deep conversations (because we are multi faceted, opinionated human beings), and potential sexting if it ever even leads to that.

If the red flags don't terrify you too much, drop into the dm's and try catching the noodle in your mouth... Or dodge it... OR throw the pasta and we have warrr 😈😉

Also. Is it weird that I want to talk to a real live furry/therian? I haven't had the honor. I think y'all are cool. Peace out ✌🏽