32 not strictly platonic

Does anyone remember those old Craigslist ads where you would stumble across a post that was like - hey im Jeremy, I'm looking for someone to come clean my house, must have your own supplies, also please be lactating, and willing to watch me jerk off. And all you were doing was looking for someone to play magic the gathering with.

That's besides the point. I'm searching for a little something different from the slow burn. Kind of like a matchstick that keeps sparking but never catches fire. Maybe it's damp. But our affair won't be damp. It'll be dry. Well it'll be hot. Just without the nudies and promises to get off together. I mean I'm not opposed to that but I don't want those expectations right away. We're just friends!! Who slowly grow to realize how damn sexy each other is. And can't resist our temptation any longer. Or something.

Anyway I'm 32, married, kids, unappreciated, under sex'd, under everythinged. Please give me the things I crave. I promise to give you all the attention and weird conversations.