34 Fine, I will post! EST/online

I realize that nobody is forcing me to post, so why not take a little control over the situation?! Normally I am the one browsing and reading the posts, trying to find a man who piques my interest. After many "ehh" conversations - I mean, some were pretty exciting at first! - I thought I would finally post on here. Let's see who comes to me haha! So about me? I am a 34 year old married white woman, living on the east coast. No children, just fur babies. Hilarious, smart, sarcastic, and many other things. I work from home and generally, my husband doesn't pay me much attention, so I am basically always free to text. And I love to talk on the phone! \*Please let him have a sexy voice\* Also I am totally open to meeting in-person one day. If you aren't a psycho.

I think we are all pretty much here for the same thing - someone to crush on, someone to make us smile and laugh, that first and last thought of the day. Am I allowed to say a man that makes me ache for him? Makes me wet? Too soon? I would love to find a man who is intelligent, funOntario, listens to good music (bonus if you know the band from my username), and is on the kinkier side. I really do love bondage. And even though I did take control and post, I am a sub through and through. Also, you must have an excellent GIF game. Because mine is stellar.

"I just want to be friends, plus a little extra. Also, I love you."