35 Have a dick? Are you breathing?

Oh, heyyy! So glad you’re reading, I bet you’re a catch.

Buckle up, it’s a long one.

I am: A bored MW from... we’ll just say it’s near but not KY, in a dead bedroom that just lacks that spark and I’m in search of a MM with whom I might find a connection. A sparky connection. A physical compatibility, too. *That* spark. I want to feel that specific spark that is missing in my marriage. You might even say I have a dead bedroom lacking spark. Oh, no. I’m not looking to change my situation, or yours, I’m married AF and don’t want to have to split my assets. Hey, did I say dead bedroom yet? Dead-like a Kennedy in office. Discretion is a must, in case you don’t know what an affair is. Sparky and Discreet! Oh, and I do crave a good connection. If you are extremely married, educated, a white-collar professional, lets chat. Oh and please have a sense of humor and a firm grasp on the delicate art of text sarcasm.

Now. Care to know what I actually want?

⚠️ *offend easily?* **Stop reading.** ⚠️

Truth is, I probably won’t want to know about your shitty situation, with all due respect and karma. I feel you, I really do. I’m not cold, I just don’t need a deep, emotional connection right now. Jesus Christ, I have way too many needy “connections” to manage IRL already. I would simply enjoy being fucked by a hot MM- regularly and mercilessly. I want to be dominated. I want to *know* that it’s between my legs but belongs to you. I want to feel your married hands inside my pussy. I want to ache for your thick cock to be buried in my wetness, and actually *feel* the guttural moaning erupt from your soul. I want to feel excitement that cannot be contained as you furiously claw at my body to drive deeper and claim more of me. I want you to bring your face down to my neck and for a moment when I think your approach is softening- I want to feel your teeth sinking into my soft flesh as I tense up with pleasure and pain that delivers a delicious shock to each extremity. I want you to grab a fistful of my hair and hold my face close to yours- so I can’t move - your gaze fixed intently on me and you will not allow me to look away. I need a wild animal stalking his prey, and I want to be taken. Ravaged. I want to see in your eyes that you are not done with me - and I want to know that with every thrust you pound into my hips, with every firm slap on my ass, that every part of me is yours - your