36 heck yeah let’s write a title that’ll find someone who’s into saying things like “heck yeah”

Absolutely wild stuff- I know it’s rare and never happens, but here’s a bonafide human guy looking for a human gal! I honestly can’t believe your luck.

Okay okay, calm down. Let’s go through the motions here.

\\- I’m 36/m/west coast

\\- I am almost witty and occasionally can write a funny banger in between most jokes falling flat

\\- I’m 5’10”, white, brown short hair.

\\- I keep myself in shape- I run, ski, play soccer. Wouldn’t say I’m jacked like \\\*Reacher\\\* or some shit, but I keep myself together.

\\- Married. Dogs. Fuckin love dogs. Also have cats and they’re fine too. But dogs are where it’s at.

You are:

\\- A human feeeemale of varying age. I mean, the aggregate of ages out there can vary. Your actual age shouldn’t. That’d be weird. Actually I guess everyone’s age varies, roughly by one additional day per day. So varying ages is fine.

\\- Would be nifty if you also were put together fairly well- not only for the, you know, nice things for the eyeballs, but exercise is a solid thing to have in common, too, so we can discuss how our knees are both broken at any given time.

\\- Sarcastic or biting or punny humor is A+ great. Life’s too short not to crack ourselves up.

\\- Absolutely not a Republican.

OPSEC is really importantg to me, so it should be for you, too.

Okay that’s it! Lemme talk your ear off privately next. Shoot me a note and say hi.