37The Types You Find Here

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This is by no means an exhaustive list but here are the usual suspects.

* **The Hi!ers**. You have written a comprehensive post of what you're looking for and your interests only to get an orange envelope with "Hi!" as a response. We aren't looking for a biography here but at least an actual sentence would be a start.
* **The few and far between repliers**. Yes, we all live a busy life and this should definitely be low priority over everything else, but one message every 6 to 8 hours, especially in the beginning, is hardly worth it.
* **The Super Secret Classified Triple Agents.** OpSec is definitely priority (I hate that we use this word like we're all CIA now because we have dead bedrooms) but some people take it to such a ridiculous level that you can't have a conversation at all. "Where are you from?" "Southeast". "Oh which state?" "Not comfortable sharing that." Ok, but you just asked me for my bra size...
* **The Oh, God, Not Againers**. It's a small world but this sub is on an atomic level small somedays. You respond to a post, things are going well, the pic exchange happens.... OH shit, we've been down this road already. Let me think fast, did it end well or poorly? Now what. Do we try again (never wise, no matter how desperate).
* **The Amazing One-Time Messagers**. You have one message from them, a long well thought out response that you instantly gravitate to, reply, only to never hear from them again. Seriously, what's up with those?
* **The Dick Picers**. "Hi, I'm Chad. Here's a pictorial representation of my personality; crooked, in desperate need of grooming, and diseased!"
* **The Phantom Lover.** Wonderful conversationalist for three days. A night of heated passion sexting and vapor accounts the next morning.
* **The Newbies**. "I've never replied to one of these before." Yeah, right, and I'm not 10lbs over the weight I told you. Now tell me about your OnlyFans account.

So what other ones did I miss?