44 first timer

First time posting but not my first time on the sub. I typically am the person to slide into your DMs. Ready to find a new AP. I’ve had an amazing connection before and I know it’s possible.

You: funOntario, likes to chat, good looking. Ideally in EST or CST because I love my sleep. Maybe kind of a smart ass and doesn’t declare love within the first 10 messages.

Me: I’m funny as shit, pretty and thiccc with like at least 3cs maybe more. If that isn’t your style, then don’t slide in. I like to talk crap so if you’re too sensitive, don’t slide in.

I cannot read the 17 paragraph posts any longer about slow burns, butterflies, needles in haystacks and whatever other words you all use and the post the same post 4 times a day. And all the requirements dudes are asking for when you find out they’re like a 5 on a good day in their small town.