48 Just a woman looking fot just a man

I wrote out like 5 different posts and then deleted them. I don't even know what I want to say. Hopefully this one sticks *crosses fingers*

I'm a 48 year old married chick - average height, chubby/thick/whatever, blonde hair, grey eyes, hidden tattoos, slightly crooked smile....I dunno what else I should put. Yep, I like sports. Of course I adore music, and reading, finding new series to binge, watching movies, cooking, etc etc. It all sounds so, what, pedestrian? Gee, a middle aged woman that likes reading and cooking. How novel *rolls eyes* I've also got the kinks, wicked fantasies, and open mind that won't judge or yuck yums. I drip sarcasm and sexuality, and sometimes a mix of both. You can see pics of me in my history.

Between working a crazy job with even crazier hours, doom scrolling/dealing with *gestures wildly at everything* all of this going on, and not having sex for 2 1/2 years, I just want to find an oasis (one that doesn't sing Wonderwall).

I'm not just looking for that filthy friend I crave. I want the real you. The highs and lows, wins & loses. The morning Hellos, the bizarre things in life, the random sexy thoughts we don't want to keep to ourselves. Let's make each other feel sexy, and desired, and make the other feral with lust...and then send memes and laugh at inside jokes.

Who doesn't want the best of both worlds with a chick who can completely compartmentalize and isn't trying to sell you anything? *chuckle*

If I'm not your cup of tea, I hope you find the best one for you and have very long drinks.

Cheers!