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53 The five stages of grief for guys here

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Denial- I know everyone says it’s impossible for guys to meet a smart and fun woman on here and that the ratio is about 43,000 to 1, but my post is going to be the one that gets hundreds of replies.

Anger- Zero replies? Of course, the one time I decide to post this site is down…..Still nothing?!?! Oh I see, the entire freaking internet is broken. (Picks up laptop and throws it out the window)

Bargaining- Ok, ok, I’m fine. The three hour YouTube video I watched on how to put a laptop back together seems to have worked. Still no replies but that’s good. I don’t want to be with someone who will write a quick response. I want a thoughtful woman who considers every word carefully and I know that’s what they’re all doing. RIP my inbox very soon.

Depression- Sigh. I just can’t anymore. I’m never going on the internet again. Well first I’m going to find a video on how to put my life back together, then I’m signing off forever.

Acceptance- Hmmm, maybe I do want to be pegged by that 25 year old in Toronto. She seems nice. Yeah, I’ve always been into that. This sub is the best. Thank you this site.

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