Purveyor of wickedness looking for a deliciously lascivious partner in crime.

The days are getting shorter, and colder temps are sneaking in. Bring on the hoodie + shorts! Let's wind down summer and start enjoying everyone's favorite basic season, but together. (You don't have to like all the basic autumn accoutrements, but c'mon, Halloween is getting closer! Best holiday, hands down.)

So, who the hell am I? Ugh, how much time to do you have? Kidding, kidding.

I'm a 48 year old married chick with no kids who's basically in a long term friendship more than a marriage. No sex life between us whatsoever, so, yeah. I'm average height, chubby, blonde hair, grey eyes, some hidden tattoos....I'm sarcastic as fuck but not mean (unless you deserve it). My true love will always be music, and I usually always have earbuds in. I like to cook and muddle through baking, I'm into great series and horror movies, love to read voraciously, am a hockey nut but am also geeked football is on again...Love to travel when I get away from work, play a video game here or there (PS5 for me, currently being scared as fuck by the remastered Dead Space)...I dunno. I'm funOntario, relatively smart, can make people laugh, but keep the real me hidden from most.

If you've looked at my post history, you obviously know I have a kinky side. I try not to yuck yums, but we all have our limits. I'm very open-minded and get along well with people who like both sides of the crop. Don't we all want to be sexy sluts? I mean, I do.

I'm looking for a guy who's close to my age (and that's a general "close to my age" - at least be able to rent a car, and not be a member or AARP) who's in the same situation. If you can't compartmentalize, you shouldn't be here. Want the fun day to day chats as well as all the filth we can muster? Yeah, you're who I'm looking for. I like confidence, not arrogance. Intelligence is sexy as fuck. Knowing who you are and still wanting more is right up my alley. And yeah, I'm a total sucker for a great ass and killer legs.

With my work, I most likely won't be able to meet in real life, but stranger things have happened. You're half way across the country or world? Shoot your shot. We can do amazing things online together.

I'm at the point of babbling, so yeah, if you think I'm your cup of pumpkin spiced whatever, send me a message. Pique my interest. Make me laugh. Or, just say Hi. If not, best of luck to everyone out there!