54 Do I get more views when I post in the daytime or in the evening? I forget...

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Yes, one must always be viewsmaxxing when one engages in postmaxxing in here. And you better be maxxing something or you'll turn into a beta cuck male forced to surrender your wrap around shades in a formal ceremony at midnight in the middle of a circle of Ram Hemi Trucks with their high beams on. And their engines running too, since it would be silly to own a gigantic pickup truck and not leave it idling, no?

(And yes, if you have those obnoxiously bright halogen headlights we \*might\* let your wussy little PT Cruiser into the circle....)

Oh hi. If you're sweet and smart and fun and funny and capable and maybe a little lonely and, let's face it, the presence of a libido is never a negative, feel free to tell me a little something about you. Bonus points if your interests are interesting and you're interested in talking about them to an interested party. (Needless to say, I'm way past knowing the difference between your and you're. I'm into women who operate at the discreet/ discrete grade level. Also, as my college English professor said, "if it's needless to say... don't say it!" I'm sure he died before you could chat up cute thicc moms via the internet though. )

The margins between where the silly and the sacred and the profound and the profane and the deep and the inane all lie is where life is lived. Perhaps we could scribble each other's names in them and keep each other company for a little (or a long) while?

I'd love to chat; if you're geographically inclined in the general vicinity of DTW airport and the vibe is there, meeting is certainly on the table...