Please, God, bring me a best friend...Who I think is hot [F(30)4M] [EST]

I find that I am often the girl you love or love to hate.

Think Toronto George, just a bit less hot, rich, and catty.

You? Hopefully:

\-Funny (essential)
\-Smart (ish - I am not saying you have to be a genius but... you catch my drift?)
\- Professional or hard worker (my job is my life)
\- Not miserable (not here for your wife bashing)
\- Not looking for a getaway car (it wont be me)
\- Hot (see title)

Me:
\- 30 (your age matters less)
\- EST
\-ENFJ-T if that actually means anything? Idk, I saw people posting it and decided to figure out what my assignment was.
\- Some online quiz told me I am most like: Abbey Bartlet (West Wing), Rachel Menken (Mad Men), and Aunt Polly (Peaky Blinders).

I have no idea how to make these posts.... nor do I know what I want from this.... so help me figure it out! Guess my HP House if you feel like it. I am curious what answers I will get.