conspirator for…

delicious online conversation and flirty mayhem. Let’s can make this part of the “dance” as honest and straight forward as possible. It’s an ugly numbers game (especially on this side of the house), so hopefully this post will stand out as sincere, honest, and direOntario.

Me: married and not looking to change my situation or yours. By all accounts I’m normal, easy on the eyes, in better than average physical condition (habitual cyclist and runner), smarter than the average bear, kind, considerate and possess a larger-than-average vocabulary. 😏 I’m also admittedly quite curious, rather flirty, a polite smartass, sapiosexual, and a connoisseur of well-timed innuendo.

Away from home and career my life is pretty routine, but I am seeking a bit of mischievous fun along the way to fill in some blanks, so to speak. And my hope is that there is a unique lady out there looking for the same in return: flirty and intriguing online chatting about all the fun and exciting things in life.

(And maybe those things you can’t share with anyone else IRL.) You: equally curious, intelligent, self confident, active, smartassy and flirty. A friendly soul looking for some “don’t tell” conversation and well-intentioned compliments. Not here to argue religion, politics, or to spouse bash.

Hopefully you are looking for a slow burn, long-term whatever-we-should-call-this and not a quick hit and run. If this resonates with you, toss me a note and tell me you think we might enjoy each other’s compaOntario. Take a chance—I did! CST here, so compatible time zones are helpful.