Costco Carts in the SE US

It’s Sunday, the grass is mowed, the kids are in bed, and that MILF from the Costco is running through your head. Thankfully it’s a long weekend so you’re up later than usual.

“How DID she fit that ass in those yoga pants”, you ask? “Why does she need that much Kirkland brand bacon?” And “I’d spend a lot more than $19.99 to get into whatever bed those Kirkland sheets are for and make her squirm”.

You’re glancing in the checkout lane (in the most non creepy way possible) it’s Sunday and you’ve had 20 minutes 5 people behind her to gaze at her up and down. Peep that panty line. Is she seriously squatting to get that from under the cart right now? Ma’am I can’t head to checkout like this.

You wonder even more what she’s longing for once the door person runs a big line right up the middle of her receipt and she bounces out into the parking lot.

Did she glance back just now? Is she insatiable? Does she do the things you’d never dream of asking your wife to do?

Could. You. Have… HER? For a flirty conversation? For a back seat make-out session? For a long term lover?

If this has been you, then you should know I was likely glancing back. Playing out scenarios in my mind, but driving that SUV with the 3rd row seats home to just be… lonely? Unfulfilled?

So let’s keep each other company? Chat the day away. Sneak to voice memo in the middle of the night because you need to hear that voice of longing. Find witty ways to keep one another entertained and on edge. Swap memes and videos. And hopefully back our cars side by side, throw up my sun shield and make-out before we part ways again to flash our executive member cards and load up our carts because we have families to tend to.

This story was brought to you by ME: A curvy PAWG, with a knowing smile, bright blue eyes, and legs for days that end in a killer set of feet. She smiles, she laughs, she loves to see wholehearted effort, and she really wants to find that on-going needle in a haystack kind of connection.