[nyone struggling] The Old Whore’s Guide To Adulterous Reddiquette

I’ve decided to quit dick-picking around and work on a divorce, but before I go, have yet another advice post.

For the fellas replying:

I have given up hope that I can convince men who do not fit the description of what a woman is looking for not to respond anyway. But, if I can get even a couple of you to listen, it’s worth the time it took to repeat it.

For those of you who are here acting in good faith, or as close an approximation as one can find while seeking infidelity, do not forget that it’s an actual human being on the other side of the screen. If she’s naughty af in her post, it’s fair to respond in kind. If she’s asked for a slow burn, something more long-term, or to really get to know you, don’t get pissed if she’s not ready for your dick pics on day three, or perhaps even day ten. She’s probably still reading the hundreds of replies she’s gotten, at least 50% from people she’s explicitly NOT looking for.

If she’s bothering to talk to you at all, you are winning. Don’t get greedy, or pushy and blow it. Some dude once said “Well, if you’re cool sending nudes to other people, I don’t understand why I’m not getting them?” I responded, “So, does that mean that if I’m having sex with someone, or have in the past, I’ve consented to fucking anyone who asks?” Blocked, mercifully.

Commenting publicly on the post is equivalent to a public marriage proposal, to a woman probably here looking for someone discreet. It put me off instantly, unless they were replying to drag the first dude who did it.

For the fellas posting: