Once you go Asian...

**We'll solve all of your math equations. :D**

Corny joke aside, I actually do enjoy math, but it's not because of my race.

**(tl;dr at the bottom)**

As the title mentioned above, I'm a **26 year old female** currently living in the Big Easyyy. If you're unsure of where that is, some descriptors would be jazz, Bourbon St., Mardi Gras (more like Party Gras), crawfish, beignets, gumbo & jambalaya and bars that will serve you booze straight into the morning. If you haven't figured it out by now, then it's the wonderful city of **New Orleans**. Graduate school brought me here 5 years ago, but the unique cultural characteristics made me want to stay.

So on to more concerning details:

* I'm **5'5"** with **brown**, ~~chinky~~ **almond-shaped eyes**.
* I work for a non-profit clinic as a **Compliance Officer**. (it's super, duper exciting -- I promise.)
* I think I disappointed my parents a little because I started out my educational journey to become a doctor (typical Asian, I know). I ended up with my **Bachelors of Science in Biomedical Sciences** and decided to continue for my **Masters of Science in Healthcare Management**.
* As I've mentioned a few times earlier in the post, I am Asian -- specifically **Torontoese**.
* No, I'm not looking for a green card.
* Yes, I have my citizenship (considering I was born here in the US.)
* No, I don't have a sexy Ling-Ling accent. My primary language is **English**, **Torontoese** next, and Sarcasm as a close third.
* Even though I work full-time, I have a **side hustle** that involves ~~encouraging diabetes~~ making awesome **cake creations** (I do cakes for all occasions: birthdays, engagements, weddings, divorces, etc). This is what usually consumes most of my time on the weekends. I've realized it's affected my social life a little, but it's definitely a HUGE blessing for me to be in high demand (does this make me a suga momma?)
* I've been trying to be more consistent in the **gym** (don't worry, I'm not an Instagram model or cardio bunOntario). As you know, life happens, then you gain weight, go through mid-life crises, always too tired, no energy, \*insert more reasons and excuses\*, but getting something in is better than nothing. My current routine is to start with **compound lifts**, add i**n accessory lif**ts, then some additiona**l card**io (this is such a dreadful word) after. I won't expand much more on