Do any of us really want to be here?

Generally speaking I'm your typical suburban husband and father who is here because of the missing spark and connection at home so I won't repeat the same tired details that 90% of the posts here have.

What I will tell you is that I'm extremely sarcastic, like I make sarcastic comments in inappropriate settings and then don't feel bad about it. I like subtle humor that requires you to be paying attention to understand. Arrested Development is one of my favorite shows, I like Mitch Hedberg more than Jerry Seinfeld, and I appreciate people who can dish it right back to me. I'm looking for the type of woman who appreciates the art form sarcasm is. Ideally you are also the one your friend circle would be afraid to hand a live mic to after a couple of drinks.

If you are looking for fun, amusing conversations send me a message and we'll see where it leads. Maybe we'll be the perfect pair, maybe we'll hate each other, you never know!

You won't be getting any unsolicited dick pics but you might get random dog pics!