Seeking toxic narcissists to fuck with my head

Please don't simp. I'm not your manic pixie haired dream girl. I crave attention, but if you don't exude confidence and don't keep me on my toes, I'm not going to fuck you. I'm really annoying to woo. Imagine trying to woo a cat. Thirst is a giant red flag. Please don't make me run the conversation. Be curious and have something to say. Tell me what you're passionate about. Don't list off random keywords, tell me a story. 

Doms who come out all aggro with the orcish demands for compliance, a mashup of "bitch" and "cunt" and "fuck"... they're everywhere, and they're utterly devoid of any compelling thought. There are basic subby bitches everywhere for them. They'll buy adorable little paddles and blush at the audacity of someone using all these crude words in one paragraph. I, on the other hand, am smart as fuck. Far too smart to not roll my eyes when they sputter on about how hard they're going to pound my asshole if I don't immediately submit to DomDaddy in my inbox all saying the same shit.

I am a good fucking girl. I'm obsequious to my core, and your happiness is a top priority for me. I put in \*work\* to make you cum. Fat girls know how to suck a cock. When I'm in love, I don't shut up about it. I will drown you in affection and write you novels about how much I want you. I write a lot. I will write you tedious monologues where I hem and haw about whether you actually love me. I will write elaborate stories about how I'm going to make you cum. I live by the code of "yes and" and I will hype you up and try to fix your sociopathic tendencies.

I have never in my life done what I've been told. It's worked out pretty well thus far. I'm not the type of girl that giggles and playfully tells you "no" so you can indulge her and flip her skirt up for a cute little spanking. And sure, you could probably physically overpower me, but that's the basic bitch of Dom moves. For me to actually get in my head, you have to chip away at my mental defenses, banter your way in, slowly manipulate me to think it was my idea all along.

I desperately crave someone who can keep me on my toes. That tingle of excitement that comes from being put in my place and actually believing it. Someone who can charm and manipulate me until I'm wrapped around your finger. Someone who will fuck me through my panic attacks and make me furious, but also cumming my brains out.