The inconvenient crush you didn't see coming

Let's be real: you've been lied to. Not by me — by every "hey" in your inbox that led absolutely nowhere interesting. I'm not here to be forgettable.

I'm the one who actually reads your profile before messaging. Who catches the reference you buried in paragraph three. Who will absolutely clock the show you casually mentioned and bring it up at exactly the wrong moment — which is, of course, the right moment.

What I'm looking for: banter with teeth. Playful energy you're not quite sure what to do with. Someone who gives as good as she gets and doesn't apologize for it.

If your opening line is "hey" I'll survive — but if it leads with something that makes me do a double-take, I'm already a little bit yours.
Toronto local, open to online. Verified menace. Harmless intentions. 😇