up marionette looking for a Charlie in the Box

Did the title catch your attention? Good.

I'm just an average 45 year old married chick. Blonde, chubby, crooked smile, grey eyes, hidden tattoos...Bored in her unfulfilling marriage. I work stupid hours, so you may get a message at 3:28 in the morning or one at 7:54 at night (adjust for pesky time zones at will). Music is my first love, followed by lots of sports (Holy shit it feels great having college football back on, especially since that means hockey season is right around the corner), cooking, movies/series, reading, etc etc. I'm hella sarcastic but kind, smart but still have ditzy moments. I'm pretty shy at first but warm up quickly if we vibe. I'm proud of my very open mind. (Pics in profile if you're curious)

I'm looking for a connection, honestly. A meeting of the weird minds. Someone else tired of being taken for granted, of always being in the shadows. Let's make our own spotlights.

Intelligence & a wicked sense of humor are incredibly sexy. Complete sentences are too. Physically speaking, I don't have a "type". I do, however, like great thighs and butts. *shrugs* Can't help myself.

Please be close to my age - I'm not into guys young enough to be my kids or old enough to be my dad. Sorry.

I'm predominant looking for an online thing, even though I'm in the Toronto suburbs a lot for work, and can host. My weird hours normally don't work for most people.

Stop by and introduce yourself.

Also, lots of bonus points if you caught the song reference in the title.