31 Self Proclaimed DILF with the Infamous Riley Green Womb Broom

If you’re grossed out by the phrase womb broom, move along. If you laughed, we’re already besties. If you found yourself slightly aroused…….message me….but in the DL. Shhh.

About me; I’m a dad to two youngins. I’m prior service and have all of the tattoos that come with that. I workout almost every day, I’m into nerdy things and manly things. You like playing video games or reading? Sign me up. We need to cut down a tree and chop some firewood? Fuck ya, I’m down. I like building things, hunting, and walking through the woods looking for deer sheds. I’m not the maga type of hunter though, I’m more of the Teddy Roosevelt top of hunter.

Who am I looking for? After being here for a bit, i think i want a pocket girlfriend. Someone to chat with, get to know, and smile at messages from. I’m not changing my situation nor do i want to change yours. My only requirement is that you’re pretty HWP.

I’m here to find someone I connect with. That means sexually too. Do our conversations have to focus on sex? No. Am I a relatively kinky person with a high sex drive? Yes. This is going to make me sound like a dick, but we come here to get away from the countless list of chores and things we need to do. Be the thing that takes the edge off, not an added thing to the endless list that’s life.