34 a post for my guy

So, here we go again on our own, going down the only road we've ever known. :headbang: I've been out of here for a while thinking it would make a difference. It didn't, but feeling like an extra in your marriage definitely sucks more than going through 86 "hyd beautiful" messages, although that sucks too. What also sucks in 99.3% cases? The following: Guys who describes themselves as handsome or dominant. If you're either of those, we'll know, don't worry. Guys who have a one dimensional personality that usually consists of one (1) hobby. Guys who say they're happily married. Like, what? Please, be as miserable as me. Guys who write way too much information in their first message. Chill. Guys who ask the same set of boring questions. Jobs are boring and so are you. I could go on but I don't want to be a Negative Nancy. Because Nancy really isn't a hot name you want to whisper while stroking after a long day.

Should I say more about me? Obviously a delight. 34, a mom, a wife, not a pain in the ass (unless you're into it, then count me in), fun if your standards aren't too high, 5/10 in looks, 7/10 in personality. Likes bananas. Smells good. European (so CET). Wants to find a guy her age or older to click with and never talk to anyone else. Goals, right?!

if you're still here after reading this literary dumpster fire and didn't hate everything about it, you know what to do.