36 Lets have another round tonight

Alright let’s do some math…

**Relationship Status**
+3 if you’re married or in an LTR and mostly happy seeking something supplemental

+2 if you’re married or in an LTR and probably going to get divorced eventually but you still wish the best for your spouse/partner

+1 if you’re married or in an LTR but separated

+0 if you’re a potato bug

-1 if you’re single

-2 if you’re married or in an LTR and just want to bitch and complain about your spouse/partner

**Timezone**

+3 if you live in the PST/PDT timezone

+2 if you’re an MST night owls or an Aussie/Kiwi

+1 if you’re a potato bug

+0 if you live in CST or EST

-1 if you live in Europe

*Attraction**

+3 if 4/5 times people want to keep talking to you after a pic swap

+2 if you genuinely check yourself out when you walk by a mirror and be like, “Ok I see you”

+1 if your grandmama tells you that you’re the best looking sweet pea there ever could be

+0 if you’re a potato bug

-1 if you’re a ginger

**Morals and Ethics**

+3 if you lean left and can’t wait for the day when *it* happens

+2 if you self-identify as a liberal (bleh)

+1 if you’re “socially liberal and fiscally conservative” (also bleh)

+0 if you’re a potato bug

-1 if you posted a tribute to Charlie Kirk’s death

**Parental Status**

+3 if you’re a parent who is very loving and present but also sometimes daydreams of that DINK life

+2 if you’re a parent who is very loving and present

+1 if you don’t have kids but you love being the fun aunt/uncle while also being very ready to give them kids back to their parents

+0 if you’re a potato bug

-1 if you leave candy trails throughout the woods to lure kids to your cabin to cook them for dinner and/or lunch

**Whatcha Looking For**

+3 if you can manage a “good morning” and “goodnight” and messages throughout the day with calls and video chats and voice notes, while also being understanding of people having real lives to attend to

+2 if you try your best to adhere to the above, but when your person is gone for more than two hours without explanation it does make you a little anxious

+1 if you want to be on the phone all day long

+0 if you’re a potato bug