Bored, looking to meet people, hundy percent gonna regret this.

WHY AM I GONNA REGRET IT?

Boom.

There's my face.

Have at it, ya filthy animals.

Some of you will probably be respectful, but this is this site, BUT! I want to cast a wide net, and a picture gets me about double or triple the responses as not a picture, soooo there we go.

THAT SAID: I will get a lot of responses, and I can't get to all of you, and I'm sorry for that, truly.

Okay, so, the basics about me, I'm smart (smart enough to know I'm not THAT smart), funny (I think so), I like nerdy shit (if you try to impress me with how nerdy you are I will roll my fucking eyes so hard that I detach a retina), I like music, I collect vinyl, I have a headphone obsession, ummmm

I dunno, I'm a fuckin' weirdo? It's hard for me to express who I am lmao but I'm a quick-witted, sarcastic kinda asshole lady but I'm super nice underneath it all. Or I try to be anyway.

I like smart people, I like good entertainment, I like good food, I like good SHIT, and the trick is if we agree on what that is.

A ton of you are just gonna write 1 word responses lmao

I don't have any tips, but make yourself stand out! Write a haiku, tell me a funny story, tell me about an awkward date, tell me about a nightmare date, or just like...fuckin' don't, I'm not a cop.

Ladies are welcome too. In fact front of the line, but yeah I need more lady friends in my life, so pleeeease if you're a girl and you think I sound cool DM me. But I'll chat with anyone who's a cool.