The best offer ever
It's me! And it's a great offer. Terrific offer, thst I can tell you! Believe me! It's great!
And here are my great features:
- Slight wear and tear, 23 Years old!
- Sometimes funny! (On a cosmic timescale)
- Eats almost everything (Cheap to maintain)
- Clean! (Usually)
- Only very slight crippling anxiety
- Decent Cook! (It's edible)
- Gamer (Very skilled, much wow)
- Cosplayer (Again, very skilled, much wow)
- Loves Animals
- Very diverse interests! (Guns, reading, makeup and fashion)
- Gym rat
- I worked at NASA! Ok... unpaid internship but it's something!
- Car Person (Ok, I own a old Crown Vic that's almost falling apart but it's a car!)
And look at the great customers satisfaction:
"She is ok I guess" - My family!
"Her cooking skills are "great"" - My friends!
"Looks okayish, if drunk" - My girlfriend!
Soooo get one me now!
Today for only tree fiddy!
My lawyer advised me to deny any accusations of being the Loch Ness Monster.
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